Good find. I have been dying to see this place. I so hope I find myself in Kentucky one day.

my fave was most definitely the defense of incest. "because of the mutations (mistakes)that have accumulated in the human race since Adam's sin," NOW incest isn't cool. Man, Adam caused hard work, clothes, AND genetic mutations? What a cad.

runner up: before man's fall, all animals were vegetarian. Maybe PETA and the moral majority should merge.

PETA profoundly sucks on multiple levels, but please point out where exactly they alleged that all animals are vegetarians?

what "special tools" did god assign to help species change rapidly? i know: tiny hammers. was it tiny hammers?

also, is "who's your brother?" a shaft-like catchphrase or a snide chant at yankees stadium?

my fave: adam and eve getting personal while an allosaur watches.

and what was with the door with a dozen locks?

"and what was with the door with a dozen locks?"

The world is a dangerous place. Thanks again, Adam.

luddite, i was more alluding to the fact that many vegans feed their pets vegan food. didn't mean to paint peta w/ too broad a brush.