Soy is the food of the devil!

You knew it would come to this: Soy is the food of the devil, and it causes homosexuality! But the angelic process of fermentation makes soy sauce OK... (via sullivan)


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Yet another example of how agribusiness and hippie vegetarians are ruining western civilization.

Alina | Tue, 12/12/2006 - 11:16am

Does this theory explain lesbians, too? Or do we just ignore them because they don't give the far right the creeps?

Lorelei | Tue, 12/12/2006 - 11:59am

maybe lesbians eat too much steak as infants....

liam | Tue, 12/12/2006 - 1:20pm

unbelievable...especially the part where he says "the cure is worse than the disease," which, immediately following his comments on soy in the developing world, is a not so round about way of saying that dying of starvation is actually better than being gay or effeminate. So lets let millions of Africans die of poverty, at least that way they'll go to hetero-heaven. Now, if you will excuse me, I felt a little prissy this morning, so I better go eat some monkey testicles and man up.

Liam | Tue, 12/12/2006 - 1:28pm

I like to eat Tapir testicles to man up. There must be a lot of gay japanese men out there.

Los Angeles Anthony | Tue, 12/12/2006 - 5:14pm

Curious. Now I know why I've been asking the folks at Veggie Delight for extra semen with my tofu pups.

SmilingDork | Tue, 12/12/2006 - 7:53pm

I don't want to reveal anyone's cyber-identity, but some of us are FUCKED.

pipsqueak | Fri, 12/15/2006 - 8:51pm

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