Oh, what a crock. I took a picture of myself reading a big stack of papers that I was going to submit to amazon as a user-based picture (like I did for the Snakes on a Plane book) but they don't have the submit-a-picture option enabled. Booooooo.

I guess they know what they're doing.

That would've been pretty hilarious.

speaking of which, what the hell is this?
http://tinyurl.com/pz95w

He's trying to make a quick buck?

Yeah, I've got a copy of the manuscript of that sitting on my desk. It's actually got a surprisingly large amount of content. He did interviews with everyone online he could get his hands on and was able to put together a lot of images. I haven't gotten a chance to really look at it yet, though.

Just picked it up, there's three pages about me.

Ha, and it's got more pages dedicated to the people who won my contests. This is really strange. My name is all over this book.

uuuh, did you write this book?

admit it, you did.