Superhappy Women's Party
For your weekend enjoyment: a list of Nevada's official major and minor political parties. I highly recommend you read the bylaws of the Superhappy Women's Party:
Robots shall be used to make all of us live like wealthy kings and queens with artificial intelligence robotic servants doing all of the work for us.
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I like the ideas of flying wheel chairs and flying canes for the handicapped and elderly respectively.
Wouldn't giving a flying cane to a disable person kind of like taunting them? I mean, how are they ever going to be able to grab it?
that's funny stuff. isn't democracy great?
okay, that was fun, but check out the white people's part's stance on fraud prevention:
FRAUD PREVENTION:
Because nearly 90% of food products and cleaning supplies sold in large grocery stores carry the Jewish Kosher Tax, unknown to most Americans, costing billions of dollars in higher food prices, all products that pay a Kosher Tax shall have a warning label on the front of the package with font size of at least 50% the size of the largest font on the product or its packaging. The warning shall include a notice that Jewish Religious Rituals have been performed on the product which may conflict with the majority of others’ beliefs. The current U, and K that Kosher Taxed products now carry (usually hidden) are not sufficient nor descriptive enough.
they figured it out! next they're gonna try and take away our bank discount!
this keeps getting better and better. the headline of the website of the independent american party:
Video of the Colapse of World Trade Center Tower #7 is Amazing and Disproves Intelligent Design (sic)
[...] A few months ago, I wrote about the Super Happy Women’s Party, an official minor political party in Nevada. Well, they’ve recently changed their name to the Heterosexual & Robotic Party and updated their bylaws. Notably: We shall … plan on uniting North America, Central America, and South America into one country… We want to provide heterosexual only programs and heterosexual only designated schools in grades K-12 and in universities for parents who wish that their children remain heterosexual and get married to the opposite sex. [...]
how many bong hits have you had?
umm... are u guys fuckin stupid?? and i dont think some bong hits can even make this shit up. This had to involve some acid or mushrooms.