Briefly: I've mentioned before that the gossip columnist for the Review-Journal, the largest paper of record in Nevada, is frighteningly high-profile. His name is Norm Clarke and his column is called Norm! Vegas Confidential (punctuation necessary). And yes, that's the picture the RJ displays above every column.

I have to look at that picture on the page 1 wrap or page 2 every time I open the newspaper.

Update: He really is blind in one eye.